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Dear Friend:
If you’re reading this… you probably work a lot harder than me.
You’re not alone. Even most of the Internet marketing “gurus” who brag about their “lazy” lives work way more than I do… and don’t have much to show for it.
And if that sounds “unfair”… there’s nothing to stop you from joining me.
Because if you’re willing to stop racing around looking for the latest “loophole”, “glitch” or “miracle” to trick Twitter… fake out Facebook… or game Google…
… you’re right where you need to be to take a shortcut straight to the top of the affiliate marketing food chain.
In fact… you can be about the laziest S.O.B. on the planet and pull down a full-time income in as little as 5 hours per week without any of the usual roadblocks in your path…
…even if you can hardly work a computer… even if you can’t force yourself out of bed before noon and you can’t concentrate more than 10 minutes at a time… heck,
even if you’re under doctor’s orders to stay in bed all day!
I should know… because that’s exactly where I ended up a few short months ago.
A couple friends convinced me it would be “fun” to take a full-contact Kung Fu class (normally the closest I come to a “sport” is channel surfing)…
… and this strip-mall dojo instructor did some ninja “hip throw” move and tossed my body up in the air while my leg went the other direction.
Just like that I officially became the least athletic person ever to tear their ACL – some part of the knee I didn’t even know I had until it swelled up to the size of a grapefruit.
It’s usually some super-athlete injury.
Maybe that’s what the surgeon thought I was (hey, Madden is a kind of a sport) when he told me I’d need an intense three hours of surgery.
I’d already been hobbled for a full month before the swelling finally came down when the Doc said:
“Sorry to have to tell you this, but you’re going to have to be out of work for at least a couple more weeks after this,” he said.
I just smiled. He probably thought it was the anesthesia kicking in, but I knew I’d be leaving that operating room richer than when they wheeled me in…
… and even if the doctor ordered me not to get out of bed for the next month or more (like I’d need to be ordered)… I’d still have more than enough cash coming in to pay the bills.
Good thing, too – if I’d had a “real” job… I would have been screwed. Because I spent the next two straight weeks sleeping from all the painkillers they had me hopped up on.
Once in a while, I’d wake up long enough to lean over and check my email on laptop next to the bed.
I couldn’t have done any more “work” than that even if I wanted to.
Still… it turned out…
I’d slept right through
one of my most profitable months EVER (at the time)!
And if you’re wondering if I pulled this off by being some kind of tech wiz marketing genius… or exploiting some hidden “loophole”…
Not by a long shot.
The thought of looking for loopholes just makes me tired.
I’ve seen the HARD WAY of making a six-figure income online first-hand (more on that in a minute)…
… and I realized a long time ago if I really wanted to never wake up to an “A.M.” on my alarm clock… if I was serious about never “working” more than an hour a day (and ZERO on weekends)…
… I had to find something easier. Something that never goes out of date… never “slaps” you or changes the game around
So while every other affiliate marketer I knew competes for commissions on the latest Clickbank ebook or CPA offer… sweating it out to sell people on stuff they didn’t know they needed…
… I’ve managed to pull down a steady middle manager’s income with the absolute laziest marketing task on the planet… without “selling” a thing.
At the same time 99% of affiliates are busy begging, pleading and cajoling all the traffic they can buy, borrow or steal just to open their wallets a crack…
…I’m settling onto the couch with my PS4 controller while a jetstream of FREE traffic crams its way through my affiliate links with the cash already halfway out of their pockets.
And I didn’t discover some magical “secret” niche, either. That would take research… keyword tools… competitive analysis… heck, I’m getting out of breath just thinking about it.
All I did was take a step back and look at what the biggest chunk of the 1.5 BILLION+ people online are shopping for… and made…
Big Lazy Obvious Discovery #1… there are way more’ people pulling out the plastic for physical products than buying the latest Clickbank ebook… and…
Big Lazy Obvious Discovery #2… the world’s biggest goldmines for all the real-world products people are stuffing their virtual shopping carts with are the affiliate networks like Amazon… Commission Junction… and Walmart.com that pay out millions in commissions every month.
Now, you might be thinking…
Amazon?! Physical Products?! Are you freakin’ kidding me? This is 2017, for crying out loud! Who would settle for 7-15% commissions when you could be getting 50%+ on Clickbank?
A lazy bastard like me… that’s who.
And it was a “no brainer” decision once I discovered I could have Amazon and the other brand name networks cutting me commission checks like these on the regular…
… because here’s what I don’t have to go through to get that money:
I don’t have to “sell” anything or persuade anybody to want something they weren’t already dead set on buying.
And I don’t have to fight it out with hundreds… even thousands of other affiliates for scraps.
And so there’s no cutting-edge “SEO”… paid traffic… or any need to crank out articles and sales pages full of NLP and other Jedi mind tricks… or even come up with “bonuses”… in order to get people to click on my link.
Just go with the flow and collect my cut.
Heck, maybe you’re smarter than me (you probably are – I wasn’t exactly voted “most likely to succeed”)…
… or maybe you’ve got all the time in the world to spend hours keeping “up to speed” on all the latest traffic and copywriting techniques you need to stay ahead of the hoards of other affiliates going after the same tired old keywords you are.
Me… I’d rather steer clear of the digital moshpit and just scoop up a lazy (but lucrative) slice of the $34 billion in sales Amazon alone is going to get this year…
…With or without me…
That’s 14 times what Clickbank’s made since they opened for business (back in 1998!)… and with customers coming in the door already “pre-sold” on snapping up everything from $24.99 romance novels to $5,000 video cameras…
… and one out of every 6 visitors you send over to Amazon making a purchase…
… trust me – you won’t be thinking about commission rates when you cash the checks.
After all, when Amazon paid out a cool $12.6 billion just to affiliates last year… and Clickbank hasn’t cracked $2 billion in total sales in a decade… even a lazy guy can do the math.
And with 30,000+ different products in the Amazon marketplace practically flying off the shelves (compared to just a few “hot” ebooks of the week)…
… if you run into something “competitive”… fine. Just pick something else.
The best part is… if you’re reading this letter you probably have a HUGE “unfair advantage” over most of the people dividing up that $12.6 billion.
If you’ve been busting your ass to keep your head above water selling ebooks… you can walk in and take these clueless Amazon affiliates’ lunch money.
In fact… you’ll wonder why you ever bothered fighting it out for commissions on a few lousy PDFs like a used car salesman on Presidents’ Day once you discover…
It’s possible to collect a “full-time” affiliate paycheck from Amazon just for showing up…
… and start making commissions from day one even if you’ve never made a thin dime online in your life.
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