Neil Strauss – Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life
With the same quick wit and page-turning narrative that marked his best-selling booksThe Game, The Dirt, and How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, EMERGENCY traces Strauss’s white-knuckled journey through today’s heart of darkness as he traverses a panic-stricken America that’s lost its sense of safety and attempts to escape the system.Along the way, he learns to shoot a man and get away with it, hide his assets from the government, survive in the wild with nothing but a knife, track animals, trap humans, deliver a baby, fly a plane, pick locks, hotwire cars, evade bounty hunters, suture bullet wounds, and escape with a second passport to a small island republic.It’s a tale of paranoid fantasies and crippling doubts, of shady expatriates and dangerous cult leaders, of billionaire gun nuts and survivalist superheroes, of weirdos, heroes, and ordinary citizens going off the grid.It’s one man’s story of a dangerous world—and how to stay alive in it.Inside Emergency, you’ll discover…How to Protect Yourself From Inflation, Hackers, and Celine DionWhy Knocking Up a Brazilian Woman Can Save Your LifeLife-Saving Properties of Toilet TanksSurviving Snipers, Dirty Bombs, and Salad BarsThe Gone With the Wind Guide to Asset ProtectionHow to Become ImmortalWhy You Should Think of the Zoo as a RestaurantProper Care and Handling of Hawaiian Tropic GirlsHow to Pick a Lock with a Beer CanWhere to Swim Across the BorderMental Health Guidelines For Air TravelersSecrets of Escaped Felons; Birth Control Tips from BillionairesBirthday Clowns to AvoidFive Steps to a Tax-Free LifeThe Art of DisappearingTips on Death Cult EtiquetteA Ninja’s Guide to Bringing Weapons on AirplanesHow to Turn Your Credit Card Into a KnifeYour Odds of Dying HorriblyAnd much, much more…